a.little.dizzy
it could happen ♥ never say never
posted 1 year ago + 172 notes

"How much do you love me?" Chris asks as soon as Kathy answers the phone. 

"… I don’t know, how much cash is involved? Are we talking bury a body or hire a hit man?" Kathy answers. "How did you even get my number?" 

"You gave it to me," Chris reminds her. 

"Was I drunk?" 

"You were drunk, yes." 

"God damnit." She sighs. "What, then?" 

"You have Darren Criss on your show tonight," Chris says. "I have a question that you have to ask him." 

"That’s it, kid? A question? You know I have to run those things by people, right? No offense, but I only do favors that bring me either orgasms or ratings." 

"Yeah, trust me," Chris says, grinning. "You’ll get a great reaction from it, it’s good, I promise."

"Oh fine. But only because you’re cute and you haven’t tried to grope my boobs yet," Kathy says. "Hit me with it." 

"Ask him when the last time he…" 

#obnoxious crisscolfering #mav made me do it #crisscolfer


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